Nobody plans for the moment they need a Crime Scene Cleanup crew. Four Month Blood Cleanse exists so Funk residents and business owners have one number to call and a real technician moving toward them within the hour.
Four Month Blood Cleanse started with a simple frustration: too many families in situations like this were stuck waiting on hold or getting bounced between call centers. So we built a Funk-based Crime Scene Cleanup operation that answers its own phones and moves fast.
We keep our Funk team small enough to know each other's work and large enough to respond fast — that balance is intentional, not an accident of growth.
Suits, respirators, and sealed footwear on every Funk job, no exceptions.
The same class of disinfectant used in clinical settings, applied throughout Funk properties.
Every item is sealed, labeled, and logged before it leaves your Funk property.
Our Funk technicians renew their credentials on a set schedule, not just once at hiring.
Every Funk call is different, but our licensing, equipment, and process stay consistent no matter what brought you to us.
A crew mobilizes the moment you call our Funk emergency line — any hour, any day, no exceptions.
We restore Funk homes fully — sanitized, deodorized, and safe for your family to return to.
Funk businesses count on us to get facilities compliant and reopened with minimal downtime.
Unusual situations call for extra tools and training — our senior Funk technicians handle the harder jobs.
We photograph, log, and document every Funk job so your claim moves faster and cleaner.
Upholstery, carpeting, and hard-to-reach areas inside a vehicle need specialized treatment — we handle it regularly in Funk.
Every Funk call is a little different, but most fall into a handful of categories. If yours isn't listed, call anyway — chances are we've seen it before.
When a passing goes unnoticed for a while, biological material can reach flooring and even structural materials. We remove it fully and treat the odor at its source, not just the surface.
Falls, accidents, and violent incidents in Funk homes and businesses need fast, careful cleanup — we're trained to handle it with both speed and respect.
Hoarding jobs often hide biological hazards under the surface — mold, pest waste, spoiled materials. We sort with patience and sanitize the whole property.
Raw sewage introduces real pathogens into a Funk property fast. We extract, disinfect, and address any lingering moisture or odor risk.
When a Funk property has been exposed to an infectious illness, we perform full surface and air decontamination with medical-grade products.
Former production sites leave behind residue ordinary cleaning can't touch. Our specialized Funk team tests, treats, and clears the property to NE standards.
Biohazard incidents happen everywhere — here's how we adapt to each type of Funk property.
Our most common Funk call — bedrooms, bathrooms, garages, cleaned with the family's privacy front of mind.
We coordinate with tenants and landlords across Funk to resolve incidents fast without affecting other units.
Funk commercial clients count on us to get a space back to safe, presentable condition with minimal disruption.
Interiors need specialized treatment of upholstery and hard-to-reach spaces — a job we handle regularly in Funk.
Larger Funk facilities call for a scaled-up crew sized to the complexity of the site.
No call centers overseas — a Funk dispatcher answers and starts moving a crew right away.
Our crew arrives in an unmarked vehicle, dressed professionally, to protect your privacy in Funk.
Before any work starts, we explain the scope, the timeline, and the cost — no guesswork.
Hospital-grade disinfectants and full PPE — every affected surface treated to NE health standards.
Waste is transported through licensed facilities and you get documentation for insurance or records.
We know cost is a real concern — here's what to expect on pricing, insurance, and documentation.
We photograph and log every Funk job before, during, and after work — automatically, not just on request.
Available with many major NE carriers, cutting down on the paperwork you have to handle.
Available for Funk customers paying out of pocket — discussed upfront, no surprises.
Every Funk invoice breaks down labor, materials, and disposal separately — nothing bundled or vague.
You get a real quote before work begins in Funk — not a guess that turns into a bigger invoice later.
Because we're positioned near Funk, our average arrival time beats crews coming from farther out.
Unmarked vehicles and plain uniforms mean your Funk neighbors never have to know what happened.
We document every Funk job the way carriers expect, which speeds up approval on your claim.
If any area in your Funk property doesn't meet our standard, we return and fix it at no charge.
Our Funk team is trained to handle hard moments with patience, not just equipment.
"The team explained everything before they touched a thing, and the price matched exactly what they quoted on the phone."
"Discreet is an understatement — none of our neighbors ever knew a crew had even been there."
"Every charge on the final bill matched what they told me up front, down to the dollar."
"Our property management company uses them exclusively now for anything biohazard related across our Funk units."
"I'd recommend Four Month Blood Cleanse to anyone in Funk going through something like this."
Four Month Blood Cleanse covers Funk and the surrounding communities with the same certified, fast-responding Crime Scene Cleanup crew.
Not sure if your address is covered? Call +1-844-401-0166 and we'll confirm on the spot.
The sooner you call, the sooner this is behind you. Our Funk line is live right now.
📞 Call +1-844-401-0166 — Funk, NE
